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STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

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Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Goddamn typos!


F18 HORNET REPAIRS -


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

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FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


HOW DO YOU KNOW -


TAGS: airforce pilots humble
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:19 am
In that case, I got to get new friends! Lol


HERCULES, HERCULES -


TAGS: pilots thats my girl
Rating: 5/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
thats most likely the funniest thing iv read in months.
andnowforme0 - November 10, 2010, 11:48 pm
lol silly fighter jocks think they're better than a bomber that has enough bombs to destroy a nation in one flight.
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
sweet! 5 nautical miles for you
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:53 pm
Heheh, yep and 4x as long in the air (pointing to watch)
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
very awesome, 5L
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L air!


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.


TAGS: pilots
Rating: 4.18/5

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FIGHTER PILOTS -




CHICKS IN COMBAT... -


TAGS: military pilots combat funny femalesoldiers
Rating: 4.57/5

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narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:39 pm
Staged. Hope they brought their poontang pluggers along.
HammerofHeeb - March 16, 2011, 10:33 am
Hey, somebody has to make combat sammiches.
CANADA - March 15, 2011, 11:32 pm
now it's a box-office
Swampfox - March 15, 2011, 11:23 pm
What was once a cockpit...
spacedog - March 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Nice one.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm
LMFAO!


SKILLS - Developed over time


TAGS: beer lots old
Rating: 3.83/5

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SUCKERS -


TAGS: sept 28th i m sure the military has lots of beautiful women but i doubt they look like this in the field
Rating: 3.64/5

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Derek - October 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
She looks very much like Porcelina
Agnostic - September 29, 2009, 12:20 am
JAPAN
Bob D. Sailor - September 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
What country is that from?


NAVAL AIR STRATEGY -




HAPPENS EVERY TIME -




PERVERTED? - Me? I swear...these Rorschach tests are rigged. I bet Ronsart paints them.


TAGS: kamasutra positions tricky ink blots tribute ronsart
Rating: 4/5

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Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:54 pm
Of course...yeah...
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 1:50 pm
Of course, you're only hearing about this second hand correct?
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:48 pm
Oh...his fanfiction is noteworthy, too. If you're into that sort of thing...yaoi dinosaurs and male pregnancy...
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 1:45 pm
Lol, I didn't even notice it was a tribute. Was commenting on your response to Mo.
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:37 pm
You know it. lol I always look forward to Ron's submissions.
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
You would know, eh number 1 fan Bart?
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 12:28 pm
You must write the best fanfiction.lo0l
MO - March 11, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hey! Least I didn't mention that it also looks like Barney. Oops, now I did. Damn!
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 12:17 pm
What kind of crazy shit are you thinking about!? lol jk
MO - March 11, 2010, 11:57 am
Third row, down 3. GODZILLA!! ROAR!!


TIRED OF SLOPPY CUT-RATE FUNERALS - TRY PLOTS R US FREE SALAD BAR LAY-A-WAY AVAILABLE


TAGS: plots r us uhf
Rating: 4/5

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TWOEDGE - April 27, 2012, 2:40 pm
You stab em we slab em ;)
CloudchaserS - March 5, 2012, 12:40 am
I've been a fan since the Even Worse album and I love that movie!


INVESTMENT ADVICE -


TAGS: investment advice by lots of beer and enjoy
Rating: 3.82/5

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Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:49 pm
CANADA, based on your current cost for a 24 pack, this process described would bring you $53.30. Now, if you threw a party and charged $5 a head to consume said beer, that would only add to your investment.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
24 of that here is 45 bucks :(
Anonymous2 - May 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
Unless 6-packs were 2.80, 12 packs were 5.60, or 24 packs were 11.20, your math is wrong there.


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?


DESTINY -




HE WHO DEMANDS -


TAGS: pilots aviation b1 nellisafb
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 10:49 pm
He isn't on Motifake anymore?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2013, 7:28 pm
Airman is retired now but he was definitely a pilot....We really miss him around here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 3:45 am
I'm not quite sure, but judging by your avatar, username, and the majority of your awesome posters... I'd have to say you're an actual pilot.


THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!




JOINING THE MILE HIGH CLUB -




DRONES - Telling a fighter pilot how much more cooler they are Will get him to show you the secret Ejection Seat.




THE COCKPIT JUST GOT SMALLER -


TAGS: pilots co pilits
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 10:04 pm
You know, they say it’s safer to fly in an airplane, however, a comedian once said that if the engine fails, at least in a car you don’t drop several thousand feet.
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:10 pm
This could also go to MilitaryLulz.


SCI-FI FAN -


TAGS: mwlf tribute motifaker with lotsa fans
Rating: 4.23/5

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spacedog - July 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
Heh. Do I smell yeasty?
Haarakkon - July 8, 2010, 3:50 am
SD has risen!


IT NEVER ENDS -


TAGS: and i thought i had lots of haters yesterday
Rating: 3.64/5

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Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 2:05 am
question answered..Thanks Space
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:34 am
LOL! Sweeeet! Although, checking my basement, Ithink I found the crappy motifake burial site.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:30 am
Yikes! It was my first attempt with MS Paint. HA!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:26 pm
This one is a diamond in the rough. Nice one space!
MrRandom - August 17, 2009, 12:36 am
Careful. They're listening
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 12:33 am
We'll have to see. Next month's challenge might have an all tunnels day. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Forget I said that.
agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 11:36 am
As long as you rank above the tunnels, you're gold!


FORCED WATER LANDING - The Pilots of US Airways Flight 1549 Did It Right!




NAKED PEOPLE? - Where?


TAGS: naked people lots
Rating: 2.34/5

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Kar - July 19, 2008, 3:54 am
lol this shit is hilarious


THINGS -


TAGS: flotsam detritus stuff things
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:29 am

Thank you, sir!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:52 am
Jeeze...talk about demotivational. Well done! 5'd and faved!
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 11:34 pm

Very well!
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 11:13 pm
Heh, Mr. Dog is my father, call me space, and you're welcome.
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:57 pm

LOL
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Thank you Mr. Dog~
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Yeah~~and we're goin' together this year, right? To GaryO's place, right? Are you bringing the bats, or shall I?
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:55 pm

Whenever someone dies, my husband mutters, "And now the looting begins."
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 10:46 pm
Beautiful. 5L
MissPriss - January 27, 2014, 10:42 pm
Wow lg, that really got me thinking...Hallowe'en is only 277 days away!
Greeny - January 27, 2014, 9:51 pm
Deep - but the clamor of who in the family gets what is deeper still...
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:36 pm
Got that right….how much for the ’51 Studey?....hurry


Mall Parking -




POOR ARNIE -


TAGS: cheater idiot lotsof child support
Rating: 4.88/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:47 am
Censored most likely from the double "ss".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2011, 11:35 pm
Agreed......Arnie clearly doesn't understand the perks to being famous. (why was mistress censored?)
Greeny - June 25, 2011, 8:54 pm
I see a face - it looks pissed
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 7:18 pm

not to knock his wife but lord did you see his mistress. yeegad. i figure years of steroid abuse probably left him with SPS


THE GS 1L MOTI SHORTS OF DEATH -


TAGS: found at a local retail store on the sale rack and there were lots
Rating: 4.21/5

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GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been assimilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.


AIRMAN - It's really more a nickname than a title.


TAGS: really he just lost his pilots license it wasn t revoked
Rating: 3.38/5

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Airman - March 18, 2010, 12:37 pm
LOL thanks JMAC.. I may change my name to AirHead in the near future


BINGO... THE #1 REASON TO PLAY SLOTS. -




THE WASPS -


TAGS: wasps women airforce service pilots world war ii
Rating: 3.25/5

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Iconoclast - March 14, 2010, 2:02 pm
I appreciate the comment, GreyScorpion. I am still learning Motifake and post as the mood strikes me. i'll try to be funnier.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm
Iconoclast, you make really nice, well made posters,,,,but where's the funny? your last 3....where's the funny?


PEPPY -


TAGS: boats n starfighter pilots hmmm
Rating: 2.88/5

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... - August 18, 2009, 8:25 am
All aboard the Failboat!!!


FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002


TAGS: fratricide record f16 pilots rnr
Rating: 2.81/5

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Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
..I Knows This Because Of My Wikipedia Learnings :)
Eddie - December 11, 2008, 4:24 am
When you hit someone in your side, is called "Friendly fire" Fraticide is a term used when the trhottle or heat of one engine causes malfunction in the other. has you can clearly see, the f16 has only one engine. and that's called sarcasm...
Titus Pullo - November 15, 2008, 10:45 pm
First - dumbass, ever heard of sarcasm? Second - big whoop.
snicker, snicker - November 15, 2008, 3:56 pm
Pullo, do you realize your screen name means roughly "asshole" in Spanish?
@Mr. Pullo - November 15, 2008, 7:43 am
Of course you can testify. YOU haven't been hit. OTOH, the people who HAS been fratricide-killed, obviously, can't
Titus Pullo - November 14, 2008, 9:19 pm
As a former 19D SSG I can attest I have never been lit up by a Falcon. On the other hand, I have buddies that can't say the same for AH-64's.
Mike - September 3, 2008, 12:12 pm
Hey don't knock on the fast movers. They'd never kill a brotha!
G.I.Joe - August 8, 2008, 7:40 am
Everyone dogs on American military. Not having us be part of conflicts would be like dividing by zero...


Your car -


TAGS: start parts lots details apart
Rating: 2.36/5

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thebaron - March 18, 2009, 9:04 pm
no...it looks like all the pieces are there.
pro - November 23, 2008, 11:01 am
Does Ikea make cars now?


STEP ONE: - Open a casino.




rorschach -


TAGS: inkblots trauma
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:56 am
Excellent, RL! 5 G.O.T.H. lions!


Fountain Pens -




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